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• What is Redneck foreplay? (Nudge) Are you awake?
• You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
• You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.
• Q: What's Jewish foreplay? A: Two hours of begging.
• Get me a bitch, I'm really horny!
  -- What Lassie was really trying to say when Timmy fell down the well...
• Q: What do you get when you cross PMS with ESP? A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.
• You may be redneck... if you own a collection of "monster truck" tapes.
• You may be redneck... if you proudly own a "monster truck.