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• There's always a loophole.
• I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessle
• I/O, I/O, so off to work I go!
• Walt: Dad, what's gradual school? Garp: Gradual school?
  Walt: Yeah. Mom says her work's more fun now that she's teaching gradual school....
• Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
  Why not? I remember my first after school job. I was in a band....
• Weinberg, as a young grocery clerk, advised the grocery manager to get rid of rutabagas which nobody every bought.
  He did so. "Well, kid, that was a great idea," said the manager....
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• What you want to do is not go to work. You're not missing a thing.
  The worst thing I did was start work young. -- Jimmy Bresli...
• What kind of men go to heaven? Dead men.