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• Man: We want you to tell us what you think. And, be honest, because no one from the show is here spying on you.
  [chuckles] [a sneezing sound comes from a huge mirror set along a wall of the room...
• Database: On the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
  Homer: What the hell are you talking about? June...
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it anymore?
  Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal box] Sure, we love it....
• Otto: [in his traditional fashion] Ruff, ruff. I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
  Myers: You're perfect! In fact, you're better than perfect!...
• You know, Poochie's based on me... -- Barney Gumble, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
• Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face.
  You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!...
• Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones.
  I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle] magic xylophone or something?...
• Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
  Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....