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• What do you suppose gives Wayne Erikson nightmares?
• What do you expect? You are, after all, nothing more than a murderer.
  "And you, Your Majesty, are nothing more than a man who wants to hire a murderer....
• What about reality, you ask? Well, as far as I'm concered reality can go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
  -- Stephen King...
• Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
• I am Stephen King of Borg. You will be assimilated in a horrific way.
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Stephen Wrigh...
• After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? -- Stephen Wrigh
• Marge: If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares.
  Bart: [mouth full of candy] [sarcasm] Oh yeah, everybody in the family is going to have bad nightmares tonight, ha!...
• It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you.
  -- Stephen King, _The Stand_ (uncut)...