What do you get when you employ a Kiev resident as a movie critic?
Glowing reviews.
Glowing reviews.
Related:
- What do you get when you squish an android?
DATA.ZIP... - You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot.
Publius... - Survey taker to resident: Do you realize that that choice puts you
in the two-
percent lunatic fringe? --... - Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand... - Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female
sheep bites you?
A: Ewe nicks... - Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand... - Q: What do you get when you cross an ethernet with an income statement?
A: A local area networth... - Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?
A: A mad scientist... - Q: What do you get when you cross James Dean with Ronald Reagan?
A: A rebel without a clue...
From the same category:
- Bigamy: Too many wives. Alimony:
Same thing... - Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing
your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Dave... - How many
Borg
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just assimilate the bulb... - Karen has her own I, and she is not going to let Frank put his
data into it."
-
F. D. Boswell Computer Science... - There's no room in my closets for another damned thing,
let alone me...
