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  -- Charles Dudley Warne...
• That's what this country needs -- just a little more light cast in the right places.
  -- From OUTLANDER...
• Red-hot iron, white-hot iron, cold-black iron; an iron taste, and iron smell, and a Babel of iron sounds.
  -- Charles Dickens, Bleak House, Datalink...
• Public opinion is stronger than the legislature, and nearly as strong as the Ten Commandments.
  -- Charles D. Warner, "My Summer in a Garde...
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  Most people don't appreciate that....
• Men may come and men may go, but a cast iron dildo is hard to top.
• Hillary needs a _REAL_ man!
• Iron Law of Distribution Them what has - gets.
• Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.