Lettuce Is Like Conversation: It Must Be Fresh And Crisp, And So Sparkling That You Scarcely Notice The Bitter In It.

Lettuce Is Like Conversation: It Must Be Fresh And Crisp, And So Sparkling That You Scarcely Notice The Bitter In It.

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Lettuce is like conversation: it must be fresh and crisp, and so sparkling
that you scarcely notice the bitter in it.
-- Charles Dudley Warner

Related:

What a man needs in gardening is a cast iron back, with a hinge in it. -- Charles Dudley Warne
The wind doth taste so bitter sweet, Like Jaspar wine and sugar, It must have blown through someone's feet, Like those of Caspar Weinberger.
-- P. Opu...
If you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not be deceiving you very well.
Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them. Others are so fast, they don't notice you.
Faboo!, Would you like to see me make bubbles with my spit?" -- Wakko Warne
In respect to lock-making, there can scarcely be such a thing as dishonesty of intentio
he inventor produces a lock which he honestly thinks will possess such and such qualitie...
NOTICE: If you notice this notice, you will notice after noticing this notice that this notice was not worth noticing.