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• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• That's right friends we got tribble! Right here in River City!
• Shop sign: We buy anything saleable.
• Tyre shop sign: "We skid you no
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ve are asking ze qvestions here!
• Here the heart May give a useful lesson to the head, And Learning wiser grow without his books.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Task, Book vi, Winter Walk at Noon, Line 85...
• To live and die in scenes like this, With some we 've left behind us.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- As slow our Ship...
• Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books. -- Folk saying