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• The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise. -- Poor Richard
• I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), Candida, Act III...
• The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. Jewish Proverb
• A drunkard is like a whiskey bottle; all neck and belly and no head. -- Austin O'Malley
• You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete.
  It has to be within you, as desire for drink is within the drunkard or love is within the lover....
• Being average is being the best of the worst, or the worst of the best.
• AND THE WORST PIZZA IS: Watermelon and mayonnaise.
• Clinton's worst nightmare? The truth!!
• It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines.