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• Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean: Separated at birth?
• Varsh: That's not Alzarius. Romana: No, it's still Gallifrey.
  If the Doctor's theory's right we'll need a local image translator to see what's out there....
• Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? Worf: No, I haven'
• Mr. Wesley Crusher, would you please report to the airlock
• Riker: "Ensign Crusher, at their current speed, when will they reach Earth?
  Wesley: "Twenty-seven minutes." Riker: "The soonest we can intercept?...
• Riker: "Mister Crusher, ready a collision course with the Borg ship.
  Wesley: [What?!] Riker: "You heard me, a collision course!...
• Attention all decks, all divisions, effective immediately, I have handed over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher.
  Thank you Captain Picard, thank you. And with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise....
• Could anyone pass the sodium chloride, please? -- Adric, FOUR TO DOOMSDAY