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• Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines. Jean-Luc Picard
• Things are only impossible until they're not. -- Jean-Luc Picard
• I am Jean-Luc...Picard. -- Picard to Nuria, "Who Watches the Watchers, stardate 43173.5
• Jean-Luc. Shame on you for thinking such a thing! -- Lwaxana Troi to Picard, Man Hunt", stardate 42859.
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• Picard: "I'm Jean-Luc Picard. Welcome aboard the Enterprise, Captain Scott.
  Scott: "Thank you, sir, and call me 'Scotty'." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• Picard: "I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard, of the Federation Starship Enterprise.
  Cytherian: "Hierarchical collective command structure!...
• Rush Limbaugh and Barney: Separated at birth.
• Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc. -- Deanna
• * <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble