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• I think we're all Bozos on this bus. -- Firesign Theatre
• Excuse me, Worker, I'll just be a nanosecond.
  -- a computer, from Firesign Theater's I Think We're All Bozos On This Bu...
• I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
• Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Others. Bozos are people who band together for fun and profit.
  They have no jobs. Anybody who goes on a tour is a Bozo....
• We are all bozos on the bus of life, lunatics every one, but there is a difference
  he one who can analyze his own delusion is often called a learned person, a philosopher....
• ....and his hideous clockwork dog, Toto...." -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra
• ....and the far-flung Isles of Langerhans." -- Firesign Theatre's HOW TO BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE
• Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers! -- Firesign Theatre
• What to do in case of an alien attack: 1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
  2) Avoid eye contact. 3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact....