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• Michelle: When we get back to the hole we are going to have a long boring talk about our relationship.
• PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• If we pay dogfood salespeople more than we do teachers, we should not be surprised if our dogs eat like kids, and our kids end up reading like dogs.
  -- MR KR COMAN bakc@giraffe.ru.ac.za...
• A relationship is like a shark - it has to keep moving forward or it dies.
  Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark. -- Woody Alle...
• No! We will not die like dogs. We will fight like lions! -- The Three Amigo
• Many of us spend half our life wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
  -- Alexander Woollco...
• We give them the love we can spare, the time we can spare.
  In return dogs have given us their absolute all. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made....
• I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
  Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark. -- Woody Alle...
• Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs.
  -- Martha Sco...