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We'll Remove Any Stain & Sew Up The Hole. -- Laundram
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We'll remove any stain & sew up the hole.
-- Laundram
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How many members of the Impossible Missions Force -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5. While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dress, I use a tiny narcotic dart to knock out the facist dictator and remove his body....
So we 'll go no more a-roving So late into the night. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- So we 'll go
We 'll shine in more substantial honours, And to be noble we 'll be good.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as Africa.
Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31....
T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
-- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...
It's all so painfully empty and lonesome... I don't think I can stand any more of it.
.. the whole dreadful way we are born, die, and are never missed....
It's all so painfully empty and lonesome... I don't think I can stand any more of it.
.. the whole dreadful way we are born, die, and are never missed....
There is a gigantic beanstalk stretching all the way up to the hole.
Ensign Singer... Make it sew.