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• I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I guess it was all a DREAM.. or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm EMOTIONAL now because I have MERCHANDISING CLOUT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I HAVE to buy a new ``DODGE MISER'' and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because my viewscreen is ``USER-FRIENDLY''!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead