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• Rachel: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens [in the show].
  Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out....
• Monica: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called "Be Your Own Windkeeper".
  It's about how women need to become more empowered....
• Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
  Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
• Rachel: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
  Chandler: Well, actually just one birthday flan. Rachel...
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• Ross enters, wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie] Ro
  Hey, you guys! Guess what? Rachel: [looking at the outfit] Got a job on a river boat?...
• Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present? Rachel
  Yeah. Monica: Oh, from who? Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me....
• Rachel: Fine. [on the phone] Hi! Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.
  Ross: No anchovies. Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies....
• Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one.
  You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want....