Well, I mean, YES idealism, YES the dignity of pure research, YES the pursuit
of truth in all its forms, but there comes a point I'm afraid where you begin
to suspect that if there's all REAL truth, it's that the entire multi-
dimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch
of maniacs. And if it comes to a choice between spending yet another 10
million years finding that out, and on the other hand just taking the money
and running, then I for one could do with the exercise.
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
How many
Christians
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it
to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out
to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told,
their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of
darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in
"the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together
in "his" name....
