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• The world needs ditch-diggers too.
• ASTRONOMERS do it whenever they can find a hole in the cloud
• At the well hole one shoots fishes. The jug is broken and leaks.
• Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
• Do you want to visit hell? Dig a *very* deep hole.
• How do you give Rush Limbaugh an enema? There's no end to the a$$hole!
• Sting: There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well for that poor little boy, who's stuck halfway to Hell.
  .. Sideshow Mel: Though we can't get him out, we'll do the next best thing....
• The well bred man with couth always steps on his cigarette, in order to avoid having it burn a hole in the carpet.