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• We have them just where they want us. -- James T. Kirk
• Kirk: "Well, at least we have them all together." Spock
  Fortuitous, Captain." -- "Catspaw", Stardate 3018.2....
• Kirk: "What are we doing here?" McCoy: "Maybe they're throwing us a retirement party.
  Scott: "That suits me, I just bought a boat." Uhura...
• Kirk: "Captain's Log, Stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command.
  This ship and her history will shortly become the care of a new generation....
• Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is. Luanne
  Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne....
• Kirk: "This is the Starship Enterprise, Captain James T.
  Kirk commanding." Gorkon: "This is Kronos One. I am Chancellor Gorkon....
• Terrell: "Chekov, who is this man?" Chekov: "Criminal, Captain.
  A product of late twentieth-century genetic engineering....
• Kirk: "We haven't fired." Spock: "Captain...according to our databanks we have.
  ..twice." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• Kirk: "Couldn't you have waited two seconds? Spock
  Captain?" Kirk: "He was about to explain the whole thing!...