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• Just when we finally got good at this, we \_i_/ run out of planets.
  a Voyager scientist --[o]...
• YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT .......
  We finally got one to work -- computer terms as seen from a Marketing point of view...
• Man: Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema... Serve
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• Do you know how to tell the clan of Scotsman? Lift up his kilt and if he's got two quarter-pounders, he's a McDonald.
• Truth is. Belief is not required. -- Gerry Rosto
• Breakthrough: We finally figured out a way to sell it!
• Pain -- Finally something we can depend on.
• I finally got it all together. Then I forgot where I put it.