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• Will you stop interrupting me. I mean, this is hardly a time to be teaching you the true nature of the universe.
  -- Q to Riker, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5...
• There are no games on this system.
• Infocom n. A now-legendary games company, active from 1979 to 1989
  hat commercialized the MDL parser technology used for Zork to produce a line of text adventure games that remain favorites among hackers....
• Riker: "We know you're behind this, Q." Q: "*These* aren't my colors!
  And what're you blathering about, Riker?!" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play. -- WOP, "War Game