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• You're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard.
  -- Q to Riker, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
• These aren't my colors! -- Q, "Deja Q," stardate 43539.1.
• Q: "Don't fret, Riker. My good fortune is your good fortune." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
• Q: "You don't believe me, do you? Do you think I would humiliate myself like this?
  Riker: "If it served your purpose, yes!" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• What did you do to them, Q? Oh, nothing bizarre, nothing grotesque.
  -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
• I'm forgiven. My brothers and sisters of the continuum have taken me back.
  I'm immortal again, omnipotent again. Swell. -- Q and Riker, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
• Will you stop interrupting me. I mean, this is hardly a time to be teaching you the true nature of the universe.
  -- Q to Riker, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5...
• You tormented them!" "A subjective term, Riker. One creature's torment is another creature's delight.
  They simply have no sense of humor, a character flaw with which you can personally identify....
• Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!