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• If you lie, you'll cheat. And if you cheat, you'll steal.
• If at first you don't succeed, cheat!
• If you cheat a game, what is the point??
• You can't cheat the phone company.
• You will find fame and... oh, I thought you were that other guy.
• There's always one guy who tries to impress you with how big a joint he can roll.
  The guy takes the Sunday Times, drops a kilo brick in with the strings on it ....
• We are ships that pass in the night.
• Guy Fawkes where are you now that we need you?