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• If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art. -- Pablo Picasso
• Skinner: So: we meet again, Mad Magazine. Bart: How do you know it's from Mad?
  Skinner: [walking to his window] The year was 1968....
• It is my misfortune - and probably my delight - to use things as my passions tell me.
  What a miserable fate for a painter who adores blondes to have to stop himself putting them into a picture because they don't go with the basket of fruit!...
• My mother said to me, If you become a soldier, you'll be a general
  if you become a monk, you'll end up as Pope. Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso....
• O that my tongue were in the thunder's mouth! Then with a passion would I shake the world.
  -- William Shakespeare...
• Multitask? I can't even get my kids to.
• I have no talents. I have genius or nothing. But all genius is distorted, even my own.
  -- Nero Wolfe...
• As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought.
  Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in my own programs....