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• Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two things we have.
  -- Will Roge...
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• I am not a number! I am a free numeric variable!
• Pee-Wee' would write, but he does not have a free hand!
• One of the finest things in life is to be paid for doing work you would do for free if you could afford the time.
• Ehrman's Commentary: (1) Things will get worse before they get better.
  (2) Who said things would get better?...