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• Probability factor of one to one... we have normality, I repeat we have normality.
  Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem....
• We only ever had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth you know.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Twenty two thousand days. Twenty two thousand days.
  It's not a lot. It's all you've got. Twenty two thousand days....
• What is a robot you ask? Well, the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy holds the definition.
  The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man....
• Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Well I think this is perfectly normal behaviour for a Vogon.
  The channelling of emotions into primitive acts of senseless violence, the-" "That is precisely what you always say....
• People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.
  As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition....
• That is what you always say. -- J., The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy