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• program, n: A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages.
  .v. To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward....
• Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
• PROGRAM (pro'-gram) [n] A magic spell cast over a ____ .
  . computer allowing it to turn one's input into error |C>_....
• Just hoping this isn't the usual way our missions will go, sir.
  Oh no, Number One, I'm sure most will be much more interesting....
• Martia: "We're outside the shield. Now it's your turn, Captain.
  Kirk: "If you say so." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if.
  .. Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here....
• Bullshit Detector. When alarm sounds, please re-engage your brain.