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• You who've lost the concept of a right, you who swing in impotent evasiveness between the claim that rights are a gift of God
  a supernatural gift to be taken on faith, or the claim that rights are a gift of society, to be broken at its arbitrary whim -- the source of man's rights is not divine law or congressional law, but the law of identity....
• Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe.
  Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe....
• If you can't fix it, feature it. -- LAST Law of PRODUCT DESIGN
• Last Law of Product Design: If you can't fix it, feature it.
• Supply creates its own demand. -- Say's Law
• Virtue is its own punishment. -- Denniston's Law
• Any corporation with a minimum one thousand (1,000) work force becomes an autonomous entity, in which enough administrative paperwork is generated to make external contacts superfluous.
  -- Parkinson's Law (also known as Thousand Principle)...
• The state calls its own violence `law', but that of the individual `crime'" -- Max Stirne
• The following appeared in a memo from the marketing director of Bargain Brand Cereals.
  "One year ago we introduced our first product, 'Bargain Brand' breakfast cereal....