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• I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow?
• I never really appreciated Barbara Bush till Hillary slithered in.
• It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.
  -- Barbara Bush re: THE SIMPSONS...
• I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
  -- Barbara Bush...
• You don't just luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do.
  You build step by step, whether it's friendships or opportunities. -- Barbara Bush...
• Barbara Bush, our current first lady, assures us she can wipe out illiteracy in Washington, but it will take moving Dan Quayle to Virginia to get the job done.
• Hello. I can't come to the phone now because -- HEY, GEORGE!
  DON'T STAND ON THAT! ...Goddamn... Because I've invited George and Barbara Bush over....
• Bush has it backwards -- abortion is surgical; bombing is murder. -- sign at anti-war march
• Keep the war alive.
  -- A White House official, -- describing President Bush's 1992 reelection strategy...