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• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life.
• If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day.
  But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life....
• If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
  -- The Angler's Credo...
• Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to fish and I will eat forever.
• Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
  -- Calvin Keega...
• Homer: What are you getting at? Lisa: Well, you're always trying to teach me to be open-minded, try new things, live life to the.
  .. Homer: What are you talking about? Nobody's trying to teach you that!...
• I'm alive! From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!
  -- Homer realizes he's not dead after all, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• If God had meant us to eat fish fingers, he would have given fish fingers.