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• Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
• My son got his first part, playing a man who's been married for thirty years.
  I told him to stick at it and next time he'd get a speaking part....
• Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
• I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
  -- Homer, after "wussing out", "Homerpalooza...
• It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
• The Dean of Girls--not the most attractive woman the world has ever known.
  During the summer months she had a part-time job at Disneyland....
• Marge: I can't imagine that job of yours is very stimulating.
  Homer: But it gives me time to think. Marge: Oh. What do you think about?...
• So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie
  and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop....