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• All things considered, Dan Quayle is doing a fine job as Vice President.
  He is the best eraser clapper the White House has ever had....
• America is great, because America is free. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• Vice President Dan Quayle is parking in handicapped spaces in Washington, and has not yet been arrested or given a ticket!
• The US has a vital interest in that area of the country.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle Referring to Latin America....
• The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough time
  and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility....
• I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card.
  But as Mark Twain once said, "You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word....
• Gorbachev has stolen our issues.
• The future will be a better tomorrow. -- Vice President Dan Quayle