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Veronica: Lots Of People Drink Mineral Water. It's Come A Long Way.
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Veronica: Lots of people drink mineral water. It's come a long way.
JD: Yeah, but this is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you
might as well be wearing a skirt.
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Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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Waiting for the winds of change to sweep the clouds away.
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You have lots of mail
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They want everything right now, and they want it their way....