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• Be stiff!
• Better an empty purse than an empty head.
• Blondes and Beer bottles: both empty from the neck up.
• I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
  -- Tallulah Bankhead...
• In an empty head, you can hear forever....
• A drunkard is like a whiskey bottle; all neck and belly and no head. -- Austin O'Malley
• You may be redneck... if your gene pool is a foot deep and usually empty.
• Kirk: "Besides, you stiff-necked thistle-head, you could've gotten yourself killed.
  -- "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1....
• Boardheads do it with stiff masts.