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• Better an empty purse than an empty head.
• On a clear disk you can seek forever.
• It's so loud I can hardly hear the voices in my head.
• Neurologists will discover that the voices you hear in your head are only echoes.
• programming: n. 1. The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper (or, in these days of on-line editing, the art of debugging an empty file).
  2. A pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward....
• On a slow day, you can wait forever. -- The Fourth Law of Computing
• On a clear disk you can seek forever. -- P. Denning
• The Fourth Law of Computing: On a slow day, you can wait forever.