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Up With Skirts! Down With Zippers!
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Up with skirts! Down with zippers!
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Ever wonder why they don't make the zippers on these things go further?
Back Up, Not Down.
Chown up. Chow down.
CONDUCTORS wave it up and dow
Down with government, up with anarchy!
Mine be the breezy hill that skirts the down, Where a green grassy turf is all I crave, With here and there a violet bestrewn, Fast by a brook or fountain's murmuring wave
And many an evening sun shine sweetly on my grave!...
Down with everything that's up. -- Malcolm Muggeridge
Looking up is as scary as looking down.
Women who wear mini-skirts sure are cheeky folk.
