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• Is Mr. Kosinski what he seems, a joke? No. It's too cruel.
  -- Wesley and Traveler, "Where No One Has Gone Before", stardate 41263.1...
• It's grad exam time... MEDICINE You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch.
  Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected....
• It has come to my attention that nothing I never said has caused me any harm.
  When I am gone, you will be sorry you never heard me say what I don't usually....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• background n.,adj.,vt. [common] To do a task `in background' is to do it whenever foreground matters are not claiming your undivided attentio
  and `to background' something means to relegate it to a lower priority....
• background: n.,adj.,vt. To do a task `in background' is to do it whenever {foreground} matters are not claiming your undivided attentio
  and `to background' something means to relegate it to a lower priority....
• Are you telling me that's a pussy cat? Yes, I suppose you could call it that.
  -- Yar and Worf about a Klingon Targ, "Where No One Has Gone Before", -- stardate 41263.1...
• Attention Homer Simpson. You have been promoted. You are now an executive.
  Take three minutes to say good-bye to your former friend and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life....
• God rest ye CS students now, The bearings on the drum are gone, Let nothing you dismay.
  The disk is wobbling, too. The VAX is down and won't be up, We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol Until the first of May....