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• No thanks... I don't do Windows.
• Yes, I do Windows (3.1)...
• Data: "We are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain.
  I have pores, humans have pores. I have fingerprints, humans have fingerprints....
• One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on the envelopes. -- Rita Rudne
• I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
• Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
• How many Jews -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to call the cleaning lady and the other two to feel guilty about having to call the cleaning lady....
• I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0