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• Theorem: All positive integers are equal. Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.
  Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A, B) = N) then A = B....
• at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
  But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
• That road which is the sole road which leads to the greatest tourist attraction in the area can only be repaired during the busiest three weeks of the entire tourist season.
  Repairs are to be done in such a manner that the maximum amount of time is required to cover the minimum amount of distance....
• Two degrees off square.
• Irrationality is the square root of all evil -- Douglas Hofstadte
• Irrationality is the square root of all evil" -- Douglas Hofstadte
• Eat 10 cloves of garlic and keep all humans at a two-square distance.