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• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away....
• Abe: Son, we want to help you catch that plug-ugly yegg.
  Homer: [sweet] Dad, the best way for you to help is to set a good example....
• I want you take me, I want you to break me, I want you to throw me away!
• Our advanced and fashionable thinkers are, naturally, out on a wide swing of the pendulum, away from the previous swing of the pendulum.
  If you want to reach dead center, you will do well to avoid the most advanced thinkers....
• How many massage parlor attendants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Whatever number turns you on, big boy....
• Take away love and our earth is a tomb. -- Robert Browning
• The staff turns into an eagle and flies away.
• Bigot? Fundamentalist? Love guns? The Republicans want YOU!