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• Trying to get an education here is like trying to take a drink from a fire hose.
• Reading the net is like trying to drink from a firehose.
  Posting to the net is like shouting at people as they go past on a roller coaster....
• Are you trying to get into the cave?
• Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to play tennis in a closet.
• Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to shave with a chain-saw.
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket....
• No fair, you're trying to confuse me with facts here.
• What problem are we trying to solve here?
• Trying to get Windows to run on the hardware that Linux typically runs on is like pushing an elephant through a keyhole.
  -- Forbes Magazine...