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• All your files have been destroyed (sorry). -- Paul
• fortune: error: All your files and directories have been deleted.
• Stacker has trashed all your files, have a nice day.
• I have great news for you ! The program you've been working on for over a year.
  ... has been destroyed by a power dip last night, 3 minutes before your backup....
• Hutz: My client's film predates all of those things your Honor.
  Lawyer: Oh _yes_! I've forgotten! Your famous film, the one you destroyed before the trial and haven't been able to find another copy of!...
• I'm sorry. You have been temporarily disconnected!
• Your bootsector is being destroyed!
• Be very slow to believe that you are wiser than all othe
  it is a fatal but common error. Where one has been saved by a true estimation of another's weakness, thousands have been destroyed by false appreciation of their own strength....
• I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.