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• Trespassers will be eaten.
• Trespassers will be violated.
• Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted.
• I didn't think; I experimented. -- Wilhelm Roentge
• If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer. -- Morton's Law
• Morton's Law: If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
• Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
• You notice that after Ginzburg admitted he had tried marijuana everyone got in line to admit it, too.
  But you also notice they all said they "experimented" with marijuana....