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USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
USER: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary who will do it for him.
Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2.
You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard dents in his forehead
I'm a programmer, I don't do COBOL.
A manager asked a programmer how long it would take him to finish the program on which he was working.
I will be finished tomorrow," the programmer promptly replied....
