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• You're always seated by a crying child during long flights.
• Marge: [making lunch] Extra mustard for Bart, sliced diagonally, not lengthwise.
  Light mayo for Lisa, cut off the crust. Double baloney for Homer....
• Brad: People, this young man here _is_ the inner child I've been talking about!
  Lisa: [incredulous] What? -- Lisa's slow acceptance, "Bart's Inner Child...
• There is an inverse relationship between the uniqueness of an observation and the number of investigators who report it simultaneously.
  -- A. B. Pardee...
• Your complete and thorough diagnostician is one who can put one finger in the throat and one in the rectum simultaneously.
• If a small child asks you where rain comes from, I think a reasonable response is simply that "God is crying.
  And, if he asks you why God is crying, the only possible answer is "Probably because of something you did....
• SMILEY &.(.. crying