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• When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it. -- Charles Merrill Smith
• Genuine status is a rare and precious jewel, and also rather easy to simulate.
  -- Charles Merrill Smith...
• If at first you don't succeed, you must be doing something wrong. -- Charles Merrill Smith
• It is nice to be content in a little house by the side of the road, but a split-level in suburbia is a lot more comfortable.
  -- Charles Merrill Smith...
• Money is not the measure of a man, but it will do quite nicely if you don't have any other yardstick handy.
  -- Charles Merrill Smith...
• In a democracy you can be respected though poor, but don't count on it. -- Charles Merrill Smith
• To those who doubt the importance of careful mate selection, remember how Adam wrecked a promising career.
  -- Charles Merrill Smith...