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• Moe: Man! You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch in the face, and for what?
  For some pimply little _puke_ to treat like dirt unless you're on a _team_....
• She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.
• Where am I? Who am I? Am I? I
• Paul: If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right.
• Oh boy, mold! That's science fair pay dirt.
  -- I can't hold my excitement, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
• I post.......... I am
• I am what I am and that's all that I am.
• I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped!