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• Assembler: One who drops his card deck. -- Computing Definitio
• COMPASS [for the CDC-6000 series] is the sort of assembler one expects from a corporation whose president codes in octal.
  -- J.N. Gray...
• Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
• gang bang n. The use of large numbers of loosely coupled programmers in an attempt to wedge a great many features into a product in a short time.
  Though there have been memorable gang bangs (e....
• gang bang: n. The use of large numbers of loosely coupled programmers in an attempt to wedge a great many features into a product in a short time.
  Though there have been memorable gang bangs (e....
• 1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
  2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
• Mathematicians do it forever if they can do one and can do one more.
• Ada programmers do it by committee.
• Ada programmers do it in packages.