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• By the time rules are is needed, it's already too late.
• If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
  If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor....
• Circular logic will only make you dizzy." -- Peri "I know a computer when I talk to one!
  -- The Docto...
• If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
• And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I too hope one day to go
  he toilet." -Prof. Farnsworth...
• It's never too late to mend
• If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.
  This is not to say that the doctor will not apply effort, and in the end, you may die beyond your means....
• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• Now it's time to say goodbye. Please get off my property until next year.
  I suggest you don't dawdle, the hounds will be released in ten minutes....