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  I will wash yours another time. -- Francis M. Voltaire (1694-1778) -- Reply to General Manstei...
• Not tonight, Chekhov, I have an earache
• Not tonight, dear. I have a modem.
• Not tonight, dear. I have an attitude.
• Not tonight, honey. I got a BBS!
• Not tonight, honey. I have a modem
• Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash.
• YES,tonight....I have a headache!!!